Girlfriends
Women are very problematic. Just when you think you've found one you can appreciate, you discover she wants the toilet seat left in the upright position. There is always, always some fault. Mostly there are a lot of faults.
But I solved the problem completely and seemingly for good. I found the perfect partner. Completely fault free.
Today I'm going to tell you about it and, even better, you will see that you can do it too. Now this is for free, so remember what I'm giuving you tomnigfht. The secret to happiness. Don't ever say TM is a waste of time again.
I will now empoewer you so that you too can find the perfect partner. Even you who are married, you'll feel confident enough to get rid of tha sub-standard wench and settle for nothing less than perfection.
So here is my story.
I was lonely. The problem was I am a perfectionist. The perfect person I seemingly could find was myself. And I simply could not accept imperfection.
I tried everything. The internet. Dancing lessons. Pottery lessons. I even signed up for an interior design course.
Finally I gave up.
Then one day I met her. I was driving along and she walked in front of my car. I skidded to a stop and just bumped her a bit on the leg. Instead of being angry and giving mre an earful, as you'd expect, she looked very grateful that I had avoided killing her. She was black and the most beautiful thing I had ever seen and I was in love immediately. It was almost as though she read my mind, as I opened the car door for her and she climbed in.
I took her to my house and we had dinner. That night i slept on the couch while she exhaudtedly made herself at home on my bed. 3 days later we were sleeping together. We have been together ever since.
Now I don't know if its because she's black. Or because she's been abused. But she never tires of me. When I get home from work she's all over me. She hardly wears anything around the house. She's never demanding and enjoys nothing more than to be with me as we walk in the park. She hates shopping. She's always playful and fun. She loves eating but is always in perfect shape. She does exactly what I tell her to. When I'm away she longs for me. She has long beautiful hair. She is perfection in every way.
So where can you find the perfect partner? Well, I can't promise she'll be black like mine, but I you'll find plenty more just as good at the SPCA.
But I solved the problem completely and seemingly for good. I found the perfect partner. Completely fault free.
Today I'm going to tell you about it and, even better, you will see that you can do it too. Now this is for free, so remember what I'm giuving you tomnigfht. The secret to happiness. Don't ever say TM is a waste of time again.
I will now empoewer you so that you too can find the perfect partner. Even you who are married, you'll feel confident enough to get rid of tha sub-standard wench and settle for nothing less than perfection.
So here is my story.
I was lonely. The problem was I am a perfectionist. The perfect person I seemingly could find was myself. And I simply could not accept imperfection.
I tried everything. The internet. Dancing lessons. Pottery lessons. I even signed up for an interior design course.
Finally I gave up.
Then one day I met her. I was driving along and she walked in front of my car. I skidded to a stop and just bumped her a bit on the leg. Instead of being angry and giving mre an earful, as you'd expect, she looked very grateful that I had avoided killing her. She was black and the most beautiful thing I had ever seen and I was in love immediately. It was almost as though she read my mind, as I opened the car door for her and she climbed in.
I took her to my house and we had dinner. That night i slept on the couch while she exhaudtedly made herself at home on my bed. 3 days later we were sleeping together. We have been together ever since.
Now I don't know if its because she's black. Or because she's been abused. But she never tires of me. When I get home from work she's all over me. She hardly wears anything around the house. She's never demanding and enjoys nothing more than to be with me as we walk in the park. She hates shopping. She's always playful and fun. She loves eating but is always in perfect shape. She does exactly what I tell her to. When I'm away she longs for me. She has long beautiful hair. She is perfection in every way.
So where can you find the perfect partner? Well, I can't promise she'll be black like mine, but I you'll find plenty more just as good at the SPCA.
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