Goal Setting
Tonight I’m going to expound on goal setting and achieving. We all know how important it is to set goals, and then achieve them, because that’s what we keep on being told. But what exactly is a goal and how exactly should we go about setting them and achieving them?
First of all, what is a goal? According to the Oxford Dictionary, a goal is something we score when playing games. Something you set your mind on and then achieve through much effort. Afterwards its always a major anti climax, which is why you always have to set another one. Its very similar to a woman.
What would happen if we didn’t actually have any goals? Mass vegetation. The environment would be pristine. There would only be a mere 100 000 humans on earth living peacefully with nature. Basically, paradise. But we all know that since Eve appeared, we’ve nbeen driven to achieve goals. The final goal will be the destruction of the earth, and indications are we may be quite close to achieveing that.
Now goals come in various sizes, you get little, medium and big. A little goal is like your CC8. A medium goal would be getting to DTM. And a big goal is something like world domination.
So how do you set goals, and what type should they be? First of all, you’ve got to consider what you lack in life. There are only three things worth having in life: women, beer and food, in that order. The more of each the better. These are the ultimate goals. All other goals are related, whether you know it or not. An example. Many people, such as Bill Gates, have the goal of World Dimonation. Or ultimate power. Why? Because women love power, and you want women.
And if you can’t get that, you settle for beer. Just check out any golf club to see what I mean. And finally, if you can’t afford beer, you resort to eating. And TM? The point of TM is to become a leader, in other words, to achieve power. If anyone of you have become a competent leader already, you’ll know what I mean. You will already have noticed your new effects on women. And if anyone of you have become a DTM – well, I need say no more…
This might all be hard for some of you to swallow. So lets look at some real life examples that prove my point.
Consider one typical DTM you may have heard of. He was a member of the Hon Yin TM Club in China many years ago (1200). He was just like you and me when he was still at CC level, pretty much fearless and with good voice projection, and then he reached distinguished level. Now Gengis learnt so much at TM that, after becoming a DTM, he got to have close relations with up to three different women every night. This may sound like it is a bit much but TM makes you strong.
There was another DTM from the Voorsprung TM club in Germany in 1930’s. He was well on his way to achieving world domination when he ended up holed up in a bunker with some women. He died a happy man.
Mr toastmaster
First of all, what is a goal? According to the Oxford Dictionary, a goal is something we score when playing games. Something you set your mind on and then achieve through much effort. Afterwards its always a major anti climax, which is why you always have to set another one. Its very similar to a woman.
What would happen if we didn’t actually have any goals? Mass vegetation. The environment would be pristine. There would only be a mere 100 000 humans on earth living peacefully with nature. Basically, paradise. But we all know that since Eve appeared, we’ve nbeen driven to achieve goals. The final goal will be the destruction of the earth, and indications are we may be quite close to achieveing that.
Now goals come in various sizes, you get little, medium and big. A little goal is like your CC8. A medium goal would be getting to DTM. And a big goal is something like world domination.
So how do you set goals, and what type should they be? First of all, you’ve got to consider what you lack in life. There are only three things worth having in life: women, beer and food, in that order. The more of each the better. These are the ultimate goals. All other goals are related, whether you know it or not. An example. Many people, such as Bill Gates, have the goal of World Dimonation. Or ultimate power. Why? Because women love power, and you want women.
And if you can’t get that, you settle for beer. Just check out any golf club to see what I mean. And finally, if you can’t afford beer, you resort to eating. And TM? The point of TM is to become a leader, in other words, to achieve power. If anyone of you have become a competent leader already, you’ll know what I mean. You will already have noticed your new effects on women. And if anyone of you have become a DTM – well, I need say no more…
This might all be hard for some of you to swallow. So lets look at some real life examples that prove my point.
Consider one typical DTM you may have heard of. He was a member of the Hon Yin TM Club in China many years ago (1200). He was just like you and me when he was still at CC level, pretty much fearless and with good voice projection, and then he reached distinguished level. Now Gengis learnt so much at TM that, after becoming a DTM, he got to have close relations with up to three different women every night. This may sound like it is a bit much but TM makes you strong.
There was another DTM from the Voorsprung TM club in Germany in 1930’s. He was well on his way to achieving world domination when he ended up holed up in a bunker with some women. He died a happy man.
Mr toastmaster
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